Have you ever interacted with a badly made blow up doll? They can really hurt! With those plastic edges badly fused together. Not a fun thing to rub up on...

So here we go. for all the dudes (or ladies, we don't discriminate) who can't get a girlfriend. Now you can buy this patch and have a pocket-sized girlfriend with you at all times. If anyone gives you a look, just explain that she's European. 

• 4" x 1.8" 3D PVC
• Hook Backed
• I've patched up my blow up doll so many times. I can't even fix a flat on my bike without getting a stiffy.