Moist Towelette Morale Patch
The perfect gift for that whingeing, butthurt tool with sand in his or her vajayjay. It would also look good on you if you missed out on that highly-anticipated drop of 25 Limited Edition patches that all went within 8 seconds, despite you furiously pounding the F5 key to fuckin' death...
Measures 3" x 2" with hook Velcro backing
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