George Costanza - Professional Model Patch

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So uh, Dr. Van Nostrand... from the Hoffermanndale Clinic... in Belgium... designed this one? Everybody loves a painting of a package, right? This just might be one of our prettier patches.

This Seinfeld patch features beautifully embroidered tighty whities and a metallic gold border. Order this patch and get accused of being in a mail-order pornography ring.

3.5" Wide, dye sublimated
Backed with seductive Hook backing
"You got some real strong pecs but it's hard to tell under than t-shirt"

How can you not love this?

Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, ‘cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices and I tell you, people do that all the time.