I have a whole team of folks juggling basketballs and crystal balls. I can’t get them a pay raise or a day off; a (non-pizza) lunch and a new patch for each was the best I could pull, and this was the patch to do it with.

They say a picture’s worth a thousand words. This is the patch for someone that makes FUBAR operate and weathers a thousand crises: the graceful under fire, the chaos coordinator, the manager of expectations.

Would love a version with some color or GITD.