What’s better than Car Sex? Not much, right? Well…it always sounds like a hot idea, but rarely does it ever pan out. We’re always just like “What I wouldn’t do for a nice bed/couch/bathroom counter right now!” Carsex, sounds so good, but so un-fucking-comfortable. Parodied from a jar of Carmex, the original mouth herpes treatment.

• 2″ Circle PVC Patch
• Hook Velcro on Back
• Seemed Like a Good Idea