CARSEX MORALE PATCH

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What’s better than Car Sex? Not much, right? Well…it always sounds like a hot idea, but rarely does it ever pan out. We’re always just like “What I wouldn’t do for a nice bed/couch/bathroom counter right now!” Carsex, sounds so good, but so un-fucking-comfortable. Parodied from a jar of Carmex, the original mouth herpes treatment.

2″ Circle PVC Patch
Hook Velcro on Back
Seemed Like a Good Idea

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